Elusive Birth Certificates

Well we did not get the girls birth certificates on October 8 or 9--we still do not have the birth certificates. Heidi now says that the files are on the last woman's desk but she is out of the office at a seminar. She does not expect us to get her signature now until Wednesday, October 15. We are really close to my projected October 16 release of the birth certificates. Let's hope that one of us is correct this time.